The story of Fish Man.

Oh well, with 7 points, what did fish man do? He went to SJIMH's affliated school, Castration Junior College. Why? Why didnt he go to Waffles Junior College or Ching Chong Junior College? Was Fish man acting cute? Was his cerebrum out of order? Only neptune (GOD of siloso beach) knows. Can you believe it? He said it felt like home there. Oh whatever. I thought Fish man was a nice guy. Polite and humble. Looks can be deceiving. He looked like a baracuda shuffed in a goldfish suit.

He joined council. I bet he would have harakiri himself if he didnt had made it to council. BUT. I bet he emoed himself in front of the mirror for weeks crying to himself?" WHY?! WASN'T MY 7 POINTS GOOD ENOUGH? Was my scales and blubber insufficient? If those people like donavan with a 'wazzup makkalz' attitude and even a naga siren can become a VP, why can't I, the great fish man, couldnt get into exco?!?!" I dont think Jek Swan would have been seduced by your fish smell, moron. He was looking for leadership, not how long you can hold your breath under the water.

Community Involvement Wing, Special Projects. He hated it there. Basically it was sai-kang squad and a couple of cool projects. Fish man wanted to be in student activities. But too bad, he was under Saito chen and sanosuke chan. Guess what. The hitokiri was in the same branch as him also. For two years i have endured his fish smell and air of professionalism. He is not. He is a lousy leader in my opinion. Just keep his backside clean, kiasu (dont want to lose out) and no sense of pride. He thought he was the perfect prefect. Guess what, bitch. I was a prefect there too. One who remembered I was chosen and elected by the student body. Continuously fighting for rights and justice and equality for the student body even after a whole year. I raised the flag with pride, said the pledge with honour, (We the citizens of singapore, pledge ourselves at all times in the spirit .... Fuck ...) planned and executed council programs. I was definietly not perfect. But at least I was not a pompous prefect whose nose is on the top of his head. Arrogant. Hey fish man? Do you breathe in water like whales do. Do gushes of water squirt out from the nose that is on the top of your head. Oh dear, marry squirtle then. I thought another witch called tiffoony was the arrogant one. She has put me down many many times. Whether its my curse or God's will, she failed GP in As. I was elated. Hey tiffoony. If it wasnt for Ivangelline the terrible, I would have flamed you in public long time ago. But 'the terrible' is my friend. As much he loves you tiffoony, I hate you. Well 'the terrible', I can only say this. Regain back your lost honour. Stop brooding over the fountain of health and be the warrior I once knew. The one full of pride that he was a cjcian councillor, the one who didnt hold back at justice and spoke his mind out in anger. The one full of spirit. Come out 'the terrible' from your home and emotional walls. You are different from tiffoony and fish man. Go to your uni and make more friends (and wives if u have to), forget tiffoony. She does not deserve you. Take your silver bayonet and satay tiffoony and fish man together and walk away with honour and victory. I have told you this many times in person because I dont want you to ear the title as "emo". Only fish man deserves that title. Omg, have I digressed? Sorry kids. Ok after As, army.

Omfg. Can you believe it that he became a one bar. Army is awesome. It can evaporate all the toughest blubber in the world. But how on earth did he make thru BMT and make it to OCS. Must be studies. I half expected him to cry and beg for mercy at BMT's mental torture. Because he is emo. He is mentally weak. What were they thinking man? Must be his studies. But who gives a damn abt it now? ORD lo.

Why am I telling you this story kids? Because Fish man and I have not spoken and met and had a good talk for quite some time. Now army is over, I thought more get-together, outings, old council hangout days will be more frequent. Well, yes fish man organized one. Well kids, listen to this part carefully. The reason why I am flaming this online, is because of a conversation that occured between fish man and saito hajime (quick news: saito hajimi was a pidophile before he became a full time patriot that swore to drive moronic girls into committing suicide. Bravo.) Fish man, over msn, invited saito for a "partial council meeting" and he gave his reasons for his selected people. He didnt invite me, I mean I cant protest why he didnt invite me because thast so unprofessional. But did you know what was the reason he gave? Listen up donavan.

1.) Because, he said if saito invited me, I would have a compulsion to also invite donovan, "My twin brother". My "siamese twin" he said. Can you believe that kids, donovan and I met up once in a blue moon during weekends for lan or lunch since army began. Yes I was close to donovan in Millenia Instititute (first 3 months) and in CJ itself. But he made new friends, and I made mine. Thast life right. Unavoidable. Did don and I emo over that? No. Fish man thought I was engaged to don and was going to marry him in ROM after army.

Ok, so what if I invited don? Fish man thought don and I and even saito might get influenced in our "own conversation". He said that we trio will be conversing at a different wavelength from the rest. What wavelength are you talking about fish man? Elitism? Your own underwater language with other geniuses in the world. Hey ya, I do have a sense of humour and I tend to crak jokes and relive and re-enact our cj and sji times. Hey but ppl do laugh and get entertained. I never wanted to be in the limelight, its just my nature of talking trash that entertains people. Well does fish man has a problem with it. OMG. I didnt realize and I almost forgot that we are 21. So we must talk prim, proper adult and intelligence stuff like fish man. Ok even if I was invited to the outing, would don and I had spoken arabic? Its english dude. And EVEN if we cracked up some trash talk, we would have been sensitive enough to involve and engage EVERYONE in the outing in our conversation so as to not leave them out. Hey fish man. Even Borat would have talked more sense. I almost choked out blood when i saw the line "WE THINK ON DIFFERENT WAVELENGTH". Ok fish man, big fuck. I am sorry I am not up to your kingly thoughts. I am just a commoner. So is don. But know this. Hitokiri Battousai was a commoner too, in fact a farmer. But look what he did to the great shogunate at the Tokugawa era in Japan, 18th century. You have clearly underestimated me, fish man. Not just that. You have dragged don in this, as you have paired him up with me in this issue. Oh you are in trouble, fish man. That msn convo that saito hajime saved and shared with me. It fuels my will to live and prove that even average people like me can one day stomp on your arrogance and your air of "he-does-not talk-on-the-same-wavelength-as-me". You have made a terrible mistake. Forgetting to leave me out is one thing. Purposefully leaving me out for your own personal vengeance is another thing. I dont give a damn. But leaving me out, for the disgusting reasons you gave saito was the greatest mistake that you did your whole life. If you had courage say that to me personally or over the phone. But backstabbing me and don like this. Fish man, you are asking for it.

2.) Fish man called me emo. Hitokiri battousai, has sworn that he would eliminate every fool that wallows in self pity and not move on in life. And he called me emo. Can you taste the irony. I am at war with these emo species and he said I am one of them.


YOU FUCKERS WHO ARE CASUALLY USING THE HOTTEST WORD IN TOWN CALLED "EMO"; LEARN THIS DEFINITION AND USE IT WISELY.

Emo : A term used to describe people who wallow in self-pity over their personal issues and seek attention for people to console them. Moreover, even after countless consolation from their entire social circle, they go back to square 1 and pity their state again. They have absolutely no will in life, they dont wish to conquer their setbacks and failures and learn from them. They think that failing in the aspect that is the source of their sorrow is the greatest embarrassment and disgrace in life. This is usually used as the last resort to attain what they cannot get by hoping to touch the hearts of the people giving attention to them.

Can you still taste the fucking irony people? Fish man does not even know me personally. And those who know me well, even my neighbour's dog can tell that I have never brooded over my failures. In fact, I am a rebel. I am with war with myself. Everyday, i think of my failures, it gives me the extra boost to prove and succeed in life. I learnt this strong values from the ONLY anime i watch (though recently i have been ban-kaiing) CALLED SAMURAI X. Look it up and you will find familiar terms such as hitokiri battousai, tokugawa era, saito hajime ect. I saw it more as a cartoon and the values etched deep in my heart. The greatest moral I learnt from it is "the will to live". For example, am I crying over my love rejects and failures? In fact, I am laughing. Dudes, I will just walk away saying to myself that they were not good enough for me. Whether this is true, is another issue. But WATCH AND LEARN HOW I TURNED MY BACK MY FAILURES AFTER ANALYSING THEM AND MOVED ON. IF YOU THINK I AM BLOWING MY TRUMPET, SO BE IT, IF IT HAD TO ISNPIRE YOU TO MOVE ON! I recently intoduced Samurai X to saito chen and he found the words he was seeking all his life. AKU SOKU ZAN, which means slay evil immediately. We are men of spirit and honour and justice and WOLVES THIRSTY FOR NEVER ENDING PATH FOR SUCCESS. We seek to eliminate unnecessary emotions holding us back and MOVE ON IN LIFE. WE DARE TO BE DIFFERENT. Got a problem with that? We are trying our best to instill this same values into our closest friends. We dont wish to see any emo fucks among our closest social circle and we are taking the stride for the sake of friendship to cure and heal them. This is what I am. This is my character. Does anyone have any questions up your anus, because I dont think you can hold it there any more. Shit out your doubts and questions and call me or msn me if you have to. (canem.lupine@hotmail.com) So I get extremely angry if fuckers like fish man just assume that I am emo and worse, probably spread the word to his selected elite council group. I once knew an united council, we all held and weaved the same web. It is fuckers like fish man and some others that rip it apart. I seek justice. I felt compelled to blog this down and make fun of it like I have always done. But guess what, fish man. Now I know your true face. All the while you have been smiling to me like some buddha face and I didnt see through it. Goodness, these people are dangerous. Your msn convo with saito hajime has given true sight. It inspires me every day to work hard. One day, you will see me coversing in the same group of elites, invited by another elite and go back home and cry in your fish bowl.

Last but not least, I would like to think saito hajime, leader of the thrid squad in the shinsengumi, for standing by me and his values in the msn convo with fish man. You are my true friend. We share and breathe and live in the same words. Aku Soku Zan. Slay evil immediately.